Albert Felinestein
The Genius Who Discovered Cozy Theory
"E = mc²… Energy = Meow x Cuddles²."
Albert Felinestein spent years studying the fundamental laws of physics—specifically, the science of warmth, comfort, and maximum coziness.
One cold winter morning, after extensive testing, he developed his greatest theory:
Energy = Meow x Cuddles².
Energy = Meow x Cuddles².
His research concluded that optimal warmth could only be achieved by sitting directly on a human’s laptop at the most inconvenient moment possible.
It was a revolutionary breakthrough, though tragically misunderstood by his human assistants, who kept moving him off the keyboard.