Napawleon Bonaparte
The Conqueror of Cushions
"An army marches on its stomach… and demands treats first!"
Napawleon stood proudly upon a battlefield of pillows and blankets, his troops lined up behind him—an army of loyal, battle-hardened house cats. His mission? To claim the highest, warmest spot on the sofa.
His tactical genius was unmatched. With a flick of his tail, his troops launched a coordinated attack, distracting the humans with excessive cuteness while others occupied laps, stole food, and secured the armrest fortresses.
Just as victory was near, the humans shook a treat bag. His soldiers abandoned their posts instantly. Furious, Napawleon realized there was only one solution—claim all the treats for himself before leading the next conquest.